The Space Mission:
In the year 3069A.D. Spaceman Spacefuck from planet Shittytown was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 69! He was going so fast that he didn't see the white planet right from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the white planet dragged his shitty ship and crashed it. Spaceman Spacefuck knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer shitsword. Luckily, there was a/an crappy military base nearby. Spacefuck sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying flying car behind some crates of dildos. Before he could ride flying car back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of kittens attack a baby pony. Spacefuck pulled out his lazer shitsword an beat the FUCK out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Spacefuck got on the vehicle and flew away. BOOM!!! All that was left from the plant was white dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an high death from the explosion. Spaceman Spacefuck became a hero in Shittytown and was worshipped for many years.
What in the actual fuck just happened...
Whatever, still awesome. 5/5